Greenham Road
Krysta and I have been having many adventures as of late. The first adventure was to UNI.
It started with a phone call from sweater vest Justin when we had just barely reached Ames. Finally making it to Cedar Falls we find a wasted Justin and four of his closest friends waiting for us. He is dressed in a three piece suit waiting in the middle of a parking lot. After acting like a big dick, they show us to Wal-Mart. After acting like a bigger dick and peeing on the side of his friend’s car the sober girls realize that the drunken boys are being intolerable and take them away from us. Thank you, sober girls.
Kelly, Krysta, and I decide that a trip to Steak n’ Shake will make it all better. We get directions from some nice people at a gas station and I get scared by a dog…with EYES. After arriving at the Steak n’ Shake we are convinced that all of the employees have died, as there is no one to be found in the entire restaurant. Eventually someone comes to our rescue. That someone is the cook/waitress/cashier. She is an angry black woman who would fit in perfectly at The Wiener Circle. She holds the tablet to take our order on her breast. Kelly’s boobies are heckled by some boys.
On the way back to Campbell we think we’ve passed the exit for Hudson Rd, but we didn’t. We made a complete stop on the interstate to take an exit to Hudson the one horse town. We realize this is NOT right, and that it was so good there was no one on the interstate for that little fiasco. We get back to Kelly’s dorm, and attempt to locate a phone jack. We fail, go to bed, and I end up sleeping on the linoleum floor because it is so ridiculously hot in the room.
In the morning we look EVERYWHERE for breakfast. The consensus is that there just must not be many people who enjoy breakfast in Cedar Falls because it's just so hard to find. After a half an hour of this breakfast scavenger hunt, we hit the motherload with Panera off of University. Freeking amazing asiago bagel with garden veggie cream cheese. Heavenly.
There are now new pictures up thanks to our excellent tour of UNI while waiting for Ryan to arrive at his dorm. Look for them on my yahoo photo account.
After helping Ryan move in and requiring him to give his mother a hug, we skeeedaddle back to Ankeny to shower. We nearly ran out of gas, so it's high time for me to thank my father for the Caseys that is out in the middle of nowhere. It very possibly saved our lives.
-Ashley
Maybe they knew more than we knew
Because they danced and drank
While we jumped off the deep end
It started with a phone call from sweater vest Justin when we had just barely reached Ames. Finally making it to Cedar Falls we find a wasted Justin and four of his closest friends waiting for us. He is dressed in a three piece suit waiting in the middle of a parking lot. After acting like a big dick, they show us to Wal-Mart. After acting like a bigger dick and peeing on the side of his friend’s car the sober girls realize that the drunken boys are being intolerable and take them away from us. Thank you, sober girls.
Kelly, Krysta, and I decide that a trip to Steak n’ Shake will make it all better. We get directions from some nice people at a gas station and I get scared by a dog…with EYES. After arriving at the Steak n’ Shake we are convinced that all of the employees have died, as there is no one to be found in the entire restaurant. Eventually someone comes to our rescue. That someone is the cook/waitress/cashier. She is an angry black woman who would fit in perfectly at The Wiener Circle. She holds the tablet to take our order on her breast. Kelly’s boobies are heckled by some boys.
On the way back to Campbell we think we’ve passed the exit for Hudson Rd, but we didn’t. We made a complete stop on the interstate to take an exit to Hudson the one horse town. We realize this is NOT right, and that it was so good there was no one on the interstate for that little fiasco. We get back to Kelly’s dorm, and attempt to locate a phone jack. We fail, go to bed, and I end up sleeping on the linoleum floor because it is so ridiculously hot in the room.
In the morning we look EVERYWHERE for breakfast. The consensus is that there just must not be many people who enjoy breakfast in Cedar Falls because it's just so hard to find. After a half an hour of this breakfast scavenger hunt, we hit the motherload with Panera off of University. Freeking amazing asiago bagel with garden veggie cream cheese. Heavenly.
There are now new pictures up thanks to our excellent tour of UNI while waiting for Ryan to arrive at his dorm. Look for them on my yahoo photo account.
After helping Ryan move in and requiring him to give his mother a hug, we skeeedaddle back to Ankeny to shower. We nearly ran out of gas, so it's high time for me to thank my father for the Caseys that is out in the middle of nowhere. It very possibly saved our lives.
-Ashley
Maybe they knew more than we knew
Because they danced and drank
While we jumped off the deep end
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