Ugh.

So Krysta and I were minding our own business, doing the crossword puzzle in the Des Moines Register, and eating some food at Perkins when a waitress brought over a note. We find out that it is courtesy of three scary old men. They invited us to the Iowa State Fair and gave us their number. I feel very violated, and probably need to take a shower to wash off all of the ickyness. We need boys to take with us to these places late at night. Inquire within.

-Ashley

So if the answer is no
Can I change your mind