How to lose ten million points REALLY fast!

So tell me...do you want to know how to lose ten million points REALLY fast? You're in luck. Just follow these few simple steps and you're guaranteed put on semi-permanent friend probation.

1. Your name is Ernie Rose.
2. You stand us up when we drive all the way out to DSM to see you.
3. You don’t answer the phone.
4. You don’t call back.
5. You make us get yelled at by Steve Schappaugh.
6. You force us to go to a party at DMACC with lame asses.
7. You hang up!
8. You hang up AGAIN!
9.
10. Meggie.

We did, however learn one thing. If we wouldn't have gone to the DMACC party we would never know not to go back ever again. We also learned, for real, that Peter is gay, or "bi"...as he says. We also, without DMACC, would never have heard the quote, "This bad pop will give me eboli, or ecola." We also would never have gotten our recreational activities over early in the day. Shee-at!

-Ashley, Kelly, and Krysta