Joe's Birthday

A Brief Rundown:

Everything is fine
We make a drink tally for everyone
Everyone is happy
Allison, Kelly, Cindy and I get Gavin and Matt to drive us to Wendy’s for food
We stop at BP
Boys bark at us
A drunk dial is placed to Tyler Schipper
To Joe’s
We find Krysta hammered, locked in the bathroom, and on the telephone yelling at her mother
She goes home
Ryan runs to his car, starts it, and locks the doors
Kelly manages to get in
We pop a squat behind Matt’s car and watch the drama ensue
Ryan and Kelly emerge and go into the house
Ryan runs out of the house and down the sidewalk
Kelly chases him
Ryan wipes the fuck out
He gets up and runs
Kelly wipes the fuck out
She gets up
She wipes the fuck out again
Allison and I retrieve Ryan and Kelly
Allison and I find Cassiopeia and Canus Minor in the sky and feel happy that somewhere in the world other children are looking up at the same stars, unless it’s daytime where they are.
Nate is drunk and somehow gets a cigarette burn on his arm
He is so afraid it will scar
We tell him to put ice on it
He loses his sock and is convinced that everyone else has stolen it and is keeping it a secret
He requests Neosporin thirty or so times
I finally find some anti-itch cream, convince him that it’s Neosporin, and put it on the burn
I put a Band-Aid on it
He then turns his attention to the sock, saying “DONDE ESTA MI CALCETIN!?”
At three everyone is taken home.

D-R-A-M-A

-Ashley

And he tells everyone a story
Because he thinks his life is boring
And he fights so you won't ignore him
Because that's his biggest fear
And he cries
But you'll rarely see him do it
And he loves but he's scared to use it
So he hides behind the music
Because he likes it that way
And he knows that he's so much more than worthless
He needs to find the surface
Because he's starting to get nervous